Post by DocJock on Jul 1, 2024 12:55:57 GMT
Hi, I'm Logan Sargent
I think Ericsson hit us (after crashing behind a safety car, he didn't...) Romain Grosjean April 2018
What are we going to do, because I have no idea... Romain Grosjean April 2017
I would have won for sure if I hadn't crashed on the formation lap. Romain Grosjean November 2016
I was in the wrong engine mode. Nico Rosberg May 2016
Hi, I'm Romain Grosjean.
Those 15 pints of Guinness have taken the edge off my accuracy.
I was on a cooldown lap. any trackday you have ever attended
I was on a warm-up lap.
That dangerous straight bit caught me out. you know who you are...
I was filming that lap for a DVD.
Those six drops of rain have made the track really slippery. GaryH
It's not my car.
It's my car, I have to drive home in it.
It wasn't a mistake. Lewis Hamilton
Hi, I'm David Coulthard.
The missus will kill me if I crash it.
I was going for smoothness.
I could not catch you because your line through turn one was so strange it confused me and ruined my laptime. AxisOfOversteer
I used Forza to learn the trck but the gradients are all wrong.
My gearbox doesn't have a 6th gear.
I got cramp in my calf halfway round the lap. Tony Crossley
I didn't have time to walk the track first. Backwards.
I'm doing my sighting lap.
I only use 90% throttle. BarryT
I misjudged it. Romain Grosjean, anytime, anyplace
I've forgotten where my special, grippy, 3" strip of tarmac is. Big Tone
It was too wet.
It was too dry.
Black ice, loads of it, and localised fog, really thick. BarryT
I post on Scoobynet.
I was learning the lines.
The MINI and 3 series I let by weren't actually faster than me, just they were spacecadets and driving like assholes to prove they could get by. BTW, it's ok to overtake on the right if you have an over-inflated sense of self-importance. BossCerbera
I'm only good behind a keyboard in reality.
I drove too defensively and didn't listen to my passengers enough.
My wife was at the circuit with me.
I wasn't even trying, FOOL!
PASM slowed me down.
I don't have PASM.
I ran out of road.
The confidence and ability ratio was out of solar alignment.
My scrapeover blew into my eyes.
Apart from being off line, too fast, braking too late and turning in too soon, I can't see what I did wrong. DocJock
I think the geometry is still meesed up as it never used to understeer like that.
I was finding the opposite lock difficult to wind off due to the lack of harnesses.
I was taking the defensive line. Nathan
Sabine made me miss the apex by tailgating too closely. I had no choice other than to crash to get out of her way.
I crashed because my door fell off. johnfelstead
When they resurfaced that bit of track they never repainted the turn-in dot, so I went straight on.
I was driving my Mum's shopping car. Faz
I was winding up my window. Nathan
It's rally-style, innit? Faz
That's what happens when you try to show off. Polwutna
I slowed down so you had time to reload your camera. Spazzers
I thought we rented the one with traction control. Polwutna
My heater control broke. CampDavid
I wasn't on Cups. Nathan
I was on Cups. Nathan
I opened the door instead of changing gear. Polwutna
Everyone needs a selfish lap. Faz
A red Impreza was yipping me up. Nathan
My socks were wet. Polwutna
I was showing my friend round the track and his extra weight made me miss my braking point and go off. AxisOfOversteer
I post on Evo forum.
Someone spun in front of me.
I was using the bike lines.
I hit a patch of diesel.
A wasp stung me just by the cock as I was waiting to start.
I was using the PGR lines.
The steering wheel was too small and fat.
I think Ericsson hit us (after crashing behind a safety car, he didn't...) Romain Grosjean April 2018
What are we going to do, because I have no idea... Romain Grosjean April 2017
I would have won for sure if I hadn't crashed on the formation lap. Romain Grosjean November 2016
I was in the wrong engine mode. Nico Rosberg May 2016
Hi, I'm Romain Grosjean.
Those 15 pints of Guinness have taken the edge off my accuracy.
I was on a cooldown lap. any trackday you have ever attended
I was on a warm-up lap.
That dangerous straight bit caught me out. you know who you are...
I was filming that lap for a DVD.
Those six drops of rain have made the track really slippery. GaryH
It's not my car.
It's my car, I have to drive home in it.
It wasn't a mistake. Lewis Hamilton
Hi, I'm David Coulthard.
The missus will kill me if I crash it.
I was going for smoothness.
I could not catch you because your line through turn one was so strange it confused me and ruined my laptime. AxisOfOversteer
I used Forza to learn the trck but the gradients are all wrong.
My gearbox doesn't have a 6th gear.
I got cramp in my calf halfway round the lap. Tony Crossley
I didn't have time to walk the track first. Backwards.
I'm doing my sighting lap.
I only use 90% throttle. BarryT
I misjudged it. Romain Grosjean, anytime, anyplace
I've forgotten where my special, grippy, 3" strip of tarmac is. Big Tone
It was too wet.
It was too dry.
Black ice, loads of it, and localised fog, really thick. BarryT
I post on Scoobynet.
I was learning the lines.
The MINI and 3 series I let by weren't actually faster than me, just they were spacecadets and driving like assholes to prove they could get by. BTW, it's ok to overtake on the right if you have an over-inflated sense of self-importance. BossCerbera
I'm only good behind a keyboard in reality.
I drove too defensively and didn't listen to my passengers enough.
My wife was at the circuit with me.
I wasn't even trying, FOOL!
PASM slowed me down.
I don't have PASM.
I ran out of road.
The confidence and ability ratio was out of solar alignment.
My scrapeover blew into my eyes.
Apart from being off line, too fast, braking too late and turning in too soon, I can't see what I did wrong. DocJock
I think the geometry is still meesed up as it never used to understeer like that.
I was finding the opposite lock difficult to wind off due to the lack of harnesses.
I was taking the defensive line. Nathan
Sabine made me miss the apex by tailgating too closely. I had no choice other than to crash to get out of her way.
I crashed because my door fell off. johnfelstead
When they resurfaced that bit of track they never repainted the turn-in dot, so I went straight on.
I was driving my Mum's shopping car. Faz
I was winding up my window. Nathan
It's rally-style, innit? Faz
That's what happens when you try to show off. Polwutna
I slowed down so you had time to reload your camera. Spazzers
I thought we rented the one with traction control. Polwutna
My heater control broke. CampDavid
I wasn't on Cups. Nathan
I was on Cups. Nathan
I opened the door instead of changing gear. Polwutna
Everyone needs a selfish lap. Faz
A red Impreza was yipping me up. Nathan
My socks were wet. Polwutna
I was showing my friend round the track and his extra weight made me miss my braking point and go off. AxisOfOversteer
I post on Evo forum.
Someone spun in front of me.
I was using the bike lines.
I hit a patch of diesel.
A wasp stung me just by the cock as I was waiting to start.
I was using the PGR lines.
The steering wheel was too small and fat.