Post by DocJock on Jul 1, 2024 12:57:57 GMT
Max doesn't like being overtaken... Daniel Ricciardo July 2017
The P1 beat the Porsche 918 time, we just forgot to video it. - McLaren Cars
I locked up braking for a couple of seagulls. Seb Vettel June 2016
My Jeep was hacked!
I couldn't see through my opaque, plastic, aeroscreen. deadscoob
My car wouldn't let me go faster due to the safety features slowing it down.
A water pipe split and sprayed coolant on a rear tyre. johnfelstead
My passenger was a fat cunt. bobflemming
I couldn't go out on track as my wife made me sell the car and buy a Mercedes ML320 diesel.
I had a loose tyre valve. Huge, over-inflated ego - 2007
My feet were cold. Dale
There's a cunt with his arse out! Mark Tapper - Rally New Zealand 2010
I had left the aircon switched on. Dale
I had to start in front of Romain Grosjean. anyone in 2012
Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing. Kimi Raikonnen October 2012
I forgot to cut my fingernails.
A GT3RS was holding me up for half the lap.
I forgot my red gloves. Nathan/DocJock
My stickers started flapping and put me off.
I was being courteous to the novices.
Naturally my AYC has been broken for two years too. RKi
I was going sideways and looking cool. Fast is for faggots.
Got a fag packet stuck under the throttle pedal.
I had the bimodal exhaust set to quiet so it wouldn't trip the noise meters. GaryH
I had to wait for Sabine so she could follow my lines.
My canard winglets cancelled out my vortex generators. Wide-O
My circuit guide is out of date.
My rear wing was set at too high an angle.
I was constantly attempting to slide the fucker. MarkT
There was tree sap on the track.
There was a fucking bus on the circuit!
I'm no longer insured on this track. Wide-O
That wasn't me you passed. I let my mate have a drive and he's much slower than me.
I had the wrong music on the stereo.
The seats are so high and the steering wheel so strangely positioned that I couldn't fit in. Nathan
It doesn't have a limited slip diff as standard.
I didn't want to frighten my passenger.
They moved the finish line. elstripeo
Copyright 2005
The P1 beat the Porsche 918 time, we just forgot to video it. - McLaren Cars
I locked up braking for a couple of seagulls. Seb Vettel June 2016
My Jeep was hacked!
I couldn't see through my opaque, plastic, aeroscreen. deadscoob
My car wouldn't let me go faster due to the safety features slowing it down.
A water pipe split and sprayed coolant on a rear tyre. johnfelstead
My passenger was a fat cunt. bobflemming
I couldn't go out on track as my wife made me sell the car and buy a Mercedes ML320 diesel.
I had a loose tyre valve. Huge, over-inflated ego - 2007
My feet were cold. Dale
There's a cunt with his arse out! Mark Tapper - Rally New Zealand 2010
I had left the aircon switched on. Dale
I had to start in front of Romain Grosjean. anyone in 2012
Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing. Kimi Raikonnen October 2012
I forgot to cut my fingernails.
A GT3RS was holding me up for half the lap.
I forgot my red gloves. Nathan/DocJock
My stickers started flapping and put me off.
I was being courteous to the novices.
Naturally my AYC has been broken for two years too. RKi
I was going sideways and looking cool. Fast is for faggots.
Got a fag packet stuck under the throttle pedal.
I had the bimodal exhaust set to quiet so it wouldn't trip the noise meters. GaryH
I had to wait for Sabine so she could follow my lines.
My canard winglets cancelled out my vortex generators. Wide-O
My circuit guide is out of date.
My rear wing was set at too high an angle.
I was constantly attempting to slide the fucker. MarkT
There was tree sap on the track.
There was a fucking bus on the circuit!
I'm no longer insured on this track. Wide-O
That wasn't me you passed. I let my mate have a drive and he's much slower than me.
I had the wrong music on the stereo.
The seats are so high and the steering wheel so strangely positioned that I couldn't fit in. Nathan
It doesn't have a limited slip diff as standard.
I didn't want to frighten my passenger.
They moved the finish line. elstripeo
Copyright 2005